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* * *
Zella was shaking her head. Blank disbelief once again dominating what
remained of her face. “So. You microwave flour-paste all over, and you
think that’s good for about half an hour.”
Trosti nodded gleefully as he finished adjusting the microwave projector
he’d been cobbling together from junked ovens. “Oh yes! Won’t be able
to move much, but I’ll have-”
“You’ll be crusty, won’t you? Like a walking cracker?” she asked.
“-skin! Oh joy! It’s been so long.” He tittered over his work,
nudging things into place with spectral force.
“Nnggh!” asked Argyle.
Zella looked. He was pointing to the pink mass he had been working with
on the floor. “Oh, yeah. You can get back to that after we’re done,”
she said.
“Nnggh!” moaned Argyle.
“Don’t worry, I think it’s coming along great, really. Trosti, you
almost done? We’re hungry.”
“Be just a minute!”
Zella finally noticed what was draped over the arm of the old printing
press. “CAST? What’s that for?”
Trosti looked at her as if half her brain had gone with her face. “It’
s DeCEMber.”
“So?”
“You’ll see.” He turned back to his work, nudged his final nudge, and
smiled-with glee-at his masterpiece.
* * *
Chet had been working the graveyard shift at the Pinehurst and Second
Go24! for over three years, but he’d never seen anything like this.
The door opened slowly and the trio lurched into the room. One was tall,
cloaked in raggedy black, and moved stiffly, making crackling sounds as
he went. The next was a woman, a little pale, not bad lookin.’ But then
Chet saw that half of her face was gone.
“Huh!"
The last one was impossible. He was dressed normally enough, though his
blue suit could use a good washing, but his face and hands were full of
bloodless pits and ragged tears, and most of his throat seemed to be
gone.
“Nah, there’s gotta be…"
Then he saw.
Each of them had one of those blue nylon bands around one arm, with CAST
in big white letters.
“Hey… guys. What’s goin’ on?”
The stiff one was facing the drink cooler, but his voice was clear.
“Only have half an hour. We’re between shoots. Halloween Twelve.”
The woman was pouring a Mega-Tank 64 and the pitted guy was going for
the hot dogs.
“They’re shooting a movie in Sandy?” asked Chet.
The stiff guy was crackling as he loaded a basket with candy bars and
chips. “Yep. Nine hours for a two-minute scene. Believe that?”
“Whoa.” Chet tried to remember about the movie as the trio continued
shopping. “Didn’t even know there’d been an Eleven.”
They brought their food up to the counter. It rang out to quite a pile.
“Uh, that’ll be three-hunnerd an’ eighteen ninety-four.”
Chet looked a little more closely as half-face dug in her pocket. “Wow,
lady, that is some makeup job.”
“Thanks. My real face is three inches under.”
“Whoa,” said Chet, as she passed him a short stack of bills.
“Keep the change, tiger. We’re getting triple overtime for working at
this god-awful hour,” said the half-face lady.
“Wow, thanks.”
They were out the door with their loads before Chet had counted it all
up. “Cool. Seventeen bucks!” Then he noticed the trails of white chips
and chunks on the floor. “Aw, dude! Your makeup is comin’ off!”
Chet went to fetch the broom, tucking his biggest tip in three years
into his hip pocket.
* * *
Zella was leaning to the right so that most of the cola stayed in her
mouth as she tipped the huge cup and drank. The visible half of her
expression was bliss.
Trosti was nudging candy bars of all kinds through his mouth, his
spectral energy humming loudly and his mostly cracked away face lighted
with satisfied glee. “You know that some of this stuff will keep for
decades?”
“Nnggh!” agreed Argyle, who was finishing up with the thing on the
floor.
They watched as he lifted the tongue-shaped glob of silly-putty and set
it into his mouth.
“’Enh eeh!” Argyle said.
“Yes,” agreed Zella, with a full half-smile. “Let’s eat.”
('Silly Putty' is a registered trademark of Binney & Smith.)
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